Funny dating game skits
I know there are many creative adults as well who would love to try their hand at playwriting. Two dumb blondes - short skit, any age Not rated yet Two blondes with wigs on.We are also looking for those good old standards that have been around for ages. One is slowly walking down one side of the auditorium.The question tonight folks…will Doleen pick bachelor #1, (Cole as the Cub Scout will rise and bow before the audience), bachelor #2 (Dustin as the businessman adjusts his glasses, straightens his tie and throws his shoulders back trying to look dignified), or bachelor #3 (Daniel acts too cool, brushes his hair back and gives the “hang loose” sign). Now Doleen ask your questions to our eligible bachelors. My first question to all of you is if I were stranded on a desert island, how would you save me? Doleen, if you were stranded on a desert island I would charter a plane to come pick you up- that is if I’m not in a meeting.
There’ve been so many awful ones that the handful of good ones weren’t enough to keep them from going to hell in a backpack. Of course, it helped if the rapper performing them sounded cool saying pretty much anything, a la Ghostface Killah (“It feel hot at night…”). This skit is pretty funny throughout; Rock initially chastises Ruck for calling a girl (‘What you think you’re a player now, bitch-ass nigga? “General Hospital”: Kool Keith, (1996) Posing as an alien gynecologist–one of his many personas–Kool Keith attempts unsuccessfully to be a surgeon in this typically weird skit. “Dating Game”: Handsome Boy Modeling School, with rappers as contestants.
(being very serious) And all I can say about this is …..“SURF’S UP BABY!! let’s hear from bachelor #2 Dustin- Well, I’m glad you asked this question Doleen. Bachelor #2 is Dustin ***** our businessman (Doleen shakes Dustin's hand too hard and hurts him).
” Laughs again, takes out his comb and starts combing his hair and/or rubbing his surfboard with a towel. Why just last week my boss wanted this same information. Let’s meet bachelor #3, Daniel ******, our surfing dude (As Doleen reaches his hand to shake at the last second Daniel wipes his hand across his head to fake her out-really playing the jerk). ) The skit ends as Doleen chases the cub scout around the chairs and finally the host and the boys blow the traditional kiss to the crowd as the "Dating Game" theme song plays in the background.
He had already gotten into the car accident that turned his voice into little more than a strangled whisper, but somehow it worked anyway.
My Walkman fell twice while being passed around, and when I finally got it back after 38 minutes, the right headphone didn’t work.